IT STARTS WITH a constricting of the muscles in my chest. I go cold suddenly, and then break out in an inexplicable sweat.
No, no, no! I think to myself. What’s wrong with this thing?
My mind is racing, and I quickly begin to repeat my standard “electronic resuscitation sequence.” Spacebar, power button, mouse click, spacebar, power button, mouse click, spacebar… It’s not going to change things, but I’m not thinking clearly, and it’s the only option I know to try. By this point, it would be accurate to describe me as being in a state of full-blown panic.
Jesus, this can’t be happening now! It’s the worst possible time, but then again, any time is the worst time when your computer crashes. I’m irrationally angry with Apple and, for some reason, my iPod for continuing to work, while my laptop languishes in a state of malfunction. Images of Steve Jobs waking up next to a severed horse’s head flash in my mind.









